So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24656. | Randallson (dvorak) (hheli) | 61.07 | 92% | 2014-01-21 |
| 24657. | PRINCE (princemathew0777) | 61.07 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 24658. | Rick (rozaybozay) | 61.06 | 89% | 2016-04-13 |
| 24659. | ArklightF0x (arklightf0x) | 61.06 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 24660. | Jacob (slipperysloper) | 61.06 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 24661. | llihcchill (llihcchill) | 61.06 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 24662. | Steven (xviper) | 61.06 | 87% | 2012-07-10 |
| 24663. | Taz (tazflows) | 61.06 | 98% | 2011-07-30 |
| 24664. | Ahmad (ats27) | 61.06 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 24665. | Yong (javaeditor) | 61.05 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 24666. | Kamil (okka123) | 61.05 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 24667. | leo (enrage411) | 61.05 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 24668. | Daniel (djeter1) | 61.05 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 24669. | tobias (memebigboyisbig) | 61.05 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 24670. | Raya (rayawaya) | 61.05 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 24671. | Jason (flabbaflabba) | 61.05 | 91% | 2012-01-05 |
| 24672. | Myles (expertgoat) | 61.04 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
| 24673. | Kurien (kurienzach) | 61.04 | 91% | 2011-11-09 |
| 24674. | Aziz (azizxushvaqtov07) | 61.04 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 24675. | MavrosOplarxigos (oplarxigos) | 61.04 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 24676. | GyLala (gylala) | 61.04 | 94% | 2012-12-15 |
| 24677. | Very Bored (jerseygyrleb) | 61.04 | 96% | 2013-04-22 |
| 24678. | rashawn (corthas) | 61.03 | 89% | 2014-12-18 |
| 24679. | Matin (matinkh) | 61.03 | 97% | 2014-05-29 |
| 24680. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 61.03 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 24681. | Lendvai (godlistentoslayer) | 61.03 | 93% | 2016-09-30 |
| 24682. | Kiana (disfilipinochik) | 61.03 | 95% | 2011-06-01 |
| 24683. | An Bom (mrbom999) | 61.03 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 24684. | Májki (majki) | 61.03 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 24685. | Young (youngson) | 61.03 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |