As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14788. | Janis (janisl1993) | 72.84 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 14789. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 72.84 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 14790. | Hasibul (d1hasib) | 72.84 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 14791. | Machine (guldan) | 72.84 | 96% | 2017-05-19 |
| 14792. | root (chroot) | 72.83 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14793. | Goalie (goalieguy16) | 72.82 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 14794. | alaggin (alaggin) | 72.82 | 93% | 2020-02-02 |
| 14795. | Deon (deon_george_) | 72.82 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14796. | BitByte (bit_byte) | 72.82 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14797. | Tabitha (tabi87) | 72.82 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 14798. | Jad (jadooda) | 72.82 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 14799. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 72.82 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 14800. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 72.81 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 14801. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 72.81 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 14802. | vinc4n (vinc4n) | 72.81 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 14803. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 72.81 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 14804. | Hassan (hassansajjad) | 72.80 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14805. | Gary (yrag) | 72.80 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 14806. | Gio (jovanypr) | 72.80 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 14807. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 72.80 | 96.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 14808. | eXoF (exof) | 72.80 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
| 14809. | Leriut (leriut) | 72.80 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 14810. | Razor (razorsharpz) | 72.80 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14811. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 72.80 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 14812. | Kaze_Fujii (kaze_alpaca) | 72.79 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 14813. | iotiiivf (3v98hac8) | 72.79 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 14814. | pam (mik0wle3e) | 72.79 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 14815. | Hefty (hefty001) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14816. | Pearce (duezot) | 72.79 | 90% | 2017-05-23 |
| 14817. | ⏦ (ether_) | 72.79 | 95% | 2019-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |