I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10900. | timgan (timgan) | 87.87 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 10901. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 87.86 | 97.6% | 2023-05-29 |
| 10902. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 87.86 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 10903. | PetLex (petlex) | 87.85 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 10904. | James (themaabsta) | 87.85 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 10905. | Tyler (blueghost16) | 87.85 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 10906. | David (korqio) | 87.85 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 10907. | ed72 (ed72) | 87.85 | 99.4% | 2024-01-29 |
| 10908. | Nurd (brokenarmrecovery) | 87.84 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10909. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 87.83 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 10910. | Korbin (auvvia) | 87.83 | 97.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 10911. | Cocaina (cocainavankempi) | 87.83 | 98.2% | 2025-02-07 |
| 10912. | adent (adent) | 87.82 | 97.8% | 2024-11-24 |
| 10913. | Balint Mogyorosi (balintgab... | 87.82 | 97.6% | 2024-07-15 |
| 10914. | Chad (chadkouse) | 87.82 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 10915. | Mooyodauh (mooyodauh) | 87.81 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 10916. | maggie (ilovewomen) | 87.80 | 98% | 2025-10-20 |
| 10917. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 87.80 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 10918. | carlos (cawirawa) | 87.80 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 10919. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 87.80 | 97% | 2025-09-25 |
| 10920. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 87.80 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 10921. | Mark (exec_prod) | 87.80 | 100% | 2023-11-23 |
| 10922. | Dheeraj (dheerajp) | 87.79 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 10923. | Gage (gagedorl) | 87.79 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10924. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 87.79 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10925. | HENN (username6129) | 87.79 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 10926. | Torence (twolvesbaby) | 87.78 | 98.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 10927. | Pashtun (muhammadrizwan) | 87.78 | 98.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 10928. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 87.78 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10929. | Joel (joelfoxtrot) | 87.78 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |