As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13822. | Mushi (mushilarian2) | 75.07 | 96.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13823. | Krisjanis (overcastace332) | 75.07 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 13824. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 75.07 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 13825. | Subh (subhdhungana) | 75.06 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 13826. | Nuan (nuan56) | 75.06 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 13827. | Machine (longshort) | 75.06 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 13828. | midoriya (midoriya_san) | 75.06 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13829. | konor (konor3) | 75.06 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 13830. | Markus (mgetto) | 75.05 | 98% | 2018-08-11 |
| 13831. | PISSPAINTING (pisspainting) | 75.05 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 13832. | Dabber (xzy331) | 75.05 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 13833. | bingbar9000 (bingbar9000) | 75.04 | 96% | 2024-10-04 |
| 13834. | Hamas Egypt (mohamedadel2000) | 75.04 | 96.8% | 2025-03-02 |
| 13835. | Maxwell (minority) | 75.04 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13836. | Matt (krypton091) | 75.04 | 91% | 2017-04-20 |
| 13837. | Jack (jackattack45) | 75.04 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 13838. | Eren (flochforster) | 75.03 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 13839. | Craig (mythical_forger) | 75.03 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 13840. | panda (curtain4774) | 75.03 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 13841. | Max (tehbomb123) | 75.03 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13842. | BB (bdl26c) | 75.03 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 13843. | Mark (exec_prod) | 75.03 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 13844. | Nam (nnhoang) | 75.02 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13845. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 75.02 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 13846. | Rensku (rensku7) | 75.02 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 13847. | naskoesuperqk (naskoemnogoqk) | 75.01 | 94% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13848. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 75.01 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13849. | Aviram (adsherun) | 75.01 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 13850. | Timothy (timply) | 75.01 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 13851. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 75.00 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |