So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18428. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 70.71 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
| 18429. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 70.71 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 18430. | Capt Holt (ephenssta) | 70.70 | 78% | 2016-09-24 |
| 18431. | Bob (ybbo) | 70.70 | 91% | 2011-07-24 |
| 18432. | Ersin (algos) | 70.70 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
| 18433. | Eran (eranb) | 70.70 | 95% | 2016-11-20 |
| 18434. | Alex (alex_typingfan) | 70.69 | 95.3% | 2023-09-02 |
| 18435. | TecTrixer (tectrixer) | 70.69 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 18436. | Adam (acidcypher) | 70.69 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 18437. | Ryan (dirkden) | 70.69 | 97% | 2012-12-10 |
| 18438. | Max (reo_is_afk) | 70.69 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
| 18439. | Kinasho (kinasho) | 70.69 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 18440. | Nadav (byotic) | 70.69 | 92% | 2014-05-26 |
| 18441. | Amanda (ddacm) | 70.69 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 18442. | Josh (mystreet5000) | 70.69 | 84% | 2015-09-16 |
| 18443. | Josep M (josepot) | 70.69 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
| 18444. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 70.68 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 18445. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 70.68 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 18446. | 🚀🚀🚀 (amirgambit) | 70.68 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 18447. | Liam (liamius) | 70.68 | 95.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 18448. | hugo (21_hugo) | 70.68 | 93% | 2021-01-19 |
| 18449. | Mark (exec_prod) | 70.68 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 18450. | Lucas (judemitchell) | 70.68 | 93% | 2011-08-11 |
| 18451. | Leo (ash152152) | 70.68 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 18452. | Kate (purplerain16) | 70.68 | 91% | 2016-05-23 |
| 18453. | kian (kianyang) | 70.68 | 96% | 2011-09-01 |
| 18454. | CuongLT (thanhcuong_cn) | 70.68 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 18455. | Chaudhary (dhankar) | 70.68 | 94% | 2014-06-03 |
| 18456. | Evoril (evoril) | 70.67 | 95.3% | 2023-05-25 |
| 18457. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 70.67 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |