So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31847. | Tetsu (tetsu69) | 49.27 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 31848. | killer (killerz4564) | 49.27 | 94% | 2021-10-09 |
| 31849. | Robert (r4wb3t) | 49.27 | 96% | 2012-11-14 |
| 31850. | Robert (robertmhf) | 49.27 | 94% | 2012-10-24 |
| 31851. | Greene (glgldgl) | 49.26 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 31852. | Bobo (boboh) | 49.26 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 31853. | サイデクス (sidex15) | 49.26 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 31854. | giang (sidatda) | 49.26 | 93% | 2013-07-02 |
| 31855. | becky (mrse) | 49.26 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 31856. | Morteza24 (morteza24) | 49.25 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 31857. | Ayoub (ayoubensalem) | 49.25 | 84% | 2016-09-13 |
| 31858. | Ivan (ivanxyz) | 49.25 | 94% | 2012-05-07 |
| 31859. | Bjørn (infernex) | 49.25 | 91% | 2012-10-11 |
| 31860. | Wendi (yoru) | 49.25 | 89% | 2011-09-30 |
| 31861. | Konstantin (theabsurd) | 49.25 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 31862. | tanloc (talo050291) | 49.25 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 31863. | cr7 (cr7_sui) | 49.24 | 93% | 2022-09-06 |
| 31864. | christian (cmaldonado) | 49.24 | 93% | 2014-12-24 |
| 31865. | Subhasish (furyfly) | 49.24 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 31866. | Luqqy (luqqy_me) | 49.24 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 31867. | Tyson (exdino) | 49.24 | 90% | 2013-02-03 |
| 31868. | Martin (ightbet) | 49.24 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 31869. | shya (shyaken) | 49.24 | 93% | 2011-08-24 |
| 31870. | Tom (killermoobs) | 49.24 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 31871. | Johan (bullseye) | 49.24 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 31872. | daddy (daddycreams) | 49.23 | 92% | 2023-05-16 |
| 31873. | (l)Knoch (lkoch) | 49.23 | 94.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 31874. | Caesar (techguru94) | 49.23 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 31875. | Turnips! (njwheelbarrow) | 49.23 | 95% | 2013-04-28 |
| 31876. | Dread (dreadbeard) | 49.22 | 94% | 2018-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |