So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11948. | (takuto_maruki) | 81.38 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11949. | Brad (manofdeculture) | 81.38 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 11950. | All-Rounder_28 (allrounder28) | 81.38 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 11951. | (thebaddestwoman) | 81.38 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11952. | (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 81.38 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 11953. | (kristopherlukas) | 81.38 | 91% | 2012-01-25 |
| 11954. | (chriswang236) | 81.38 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| 11955. | (laucian) | 81.37 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 11956. | M (potatoboba) | 81.37 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11957. | (dummy_2) | 81.37 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 11958. | (chaws5) | 81.36 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11959. | (gh05tb0yz) | 81.36 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11960. | (docdanishphd) | 81.36 | 97% | 2013-06-24 |
| 11961. | (pheresint) | 81.36 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11962. | (urm0mma) | 81.36 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 11963. | (umbala_meo) | 81.36 | 97% | 2014-04-19 |
| 11964. | (adumyumyum) | 81.35 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11965. | (orella) | 81.35 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11966. | (draxion_) | 81.35 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11967. | 😳😳😳 (lanterex) | 81.35 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11968. | (lichbaw) | 81.35 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11969. | (excaligo) | 81.35 | 93% | 2014-04-01 |
| 11970. | (knightsofni) | 81.35 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 11971. | lemon (lemmings) | 81.35 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 11972. | SpeedTrain (speedtraintyper) | 81.35 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11973. | (properplacement31) | 81.34 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 11974. | (jacobb135) | 81.34 | 97.2% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11975. | (azpectralv1) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11976. | (monkeyhihi) | 81.34 | 91% | 2014-03-28 |
| 11977. | (thegraeme) | 81.34 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |