It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1756. | Nico (clarencenico) | 83.50 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
| 1757. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 83.49 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 1758. | burgir. (sub10cuber) | 83.49 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1759. | cd318 (cd318) | 83.48 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1760. | Allan (unknownfiles) | 83.48 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1761. | Dayne (fire3falcon) | 83.45 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1762. | Butts (butts_mcgee) | 83.43 | 99% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1763. | Kevin (xertheon) | 83.43 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1764. | MooD (xslel) | 83.43 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 1765. | Arek (arekbg) | 83.42 | 99% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1766. | Kendall (nineagon) | 83.39 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1767. | Walsur (walsur) | 83.39 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1768. | Nico (nico_e) | 83.37 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1769. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 83.37 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1770. | Tyrone (tairesh) | 83.36 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 1771. | Denny (shizkr) | 83.35 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1772. | E Way (ewaytype) | 83.34 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1773. | Gage (gagesea) | 83.31 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1774. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 83.31 | 99% | 2020-01-01 |
| 1775. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1776. | Evan (evang12) | 83.26 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1777. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 83.26 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 1778. | Tíghearnán (tigh) | 83.25 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1779. | P (pianomyn) | 83.25 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1780. | Ninja (ninjamyopia) | 83.24 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1781. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 83.24 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1782. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 83.23 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1783. | shrike (wangster_) | 83.20 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1784. | hello (rachelismygirl) | 83.18 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1785. | Kai (gigadelic) | 83.16 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |