So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27498. | ibrahim (ibrahim_al_assi) | 56.77 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 27499. | Thomas (thom7427) | 56.77 | 89% | 2013-09-12 |
| 27500. | MayneDizzle (maynedizzle23) | 56.77 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 27501. | Giovanni (giovavanni) | 56.77 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 27502. | a (dasilva05) | 56.77 | 93% | 2012-06-25 |
| 27503. | Joseph Anthony (exypnos) | 56.76 | 94% | 2013-01-22 |
| 27504. | xi (highrizery) | 56.76 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 27505. | c'mon man (gabe777) | 56.76 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 27506. | Jerzy (mr_avocado) | 56.76 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 27507. | Hannes (hannesq) | 56.76 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 27508. | that's not a buggy (mccoomb1) | 56.76 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 27509. | LOVE (shilpi) | 56.76 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 27510. | Rizky (rizcord) | 56.76 | 89% | 2012-07-21 |
| 27511. | Nick (iconicks) | 56.76 | 94% | 2014-09-20 |
| 27512. | Julie (unitofenergy) | 56.76 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 27513. | dmna17 (dzone) | 56.76 | 98% | 2014-02-07 |
| 27514. | Cynthia (racedaqueen) | 56.75 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 27515. | Ghazi (lynnackerman) | 56.75 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 27516. | reilly (reillyfeathers) | 56.75 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
| 27517. | Neel (neelmehta247) | 56.75 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 27518. | Nollikino (nollikino) | 56.75 | 93% | 2014-03-17 |
| 27519. | No (jopear) | 56.75 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27520. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 56.75 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 27521. | Lyaral (lyaral) | 56.75 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 27522. | Zong (evynzx) | 56.75 | 96% | 2013-08-12 |
| 27523. | Ashish (ashishkr004) | 56.75 | 94% | 2013-12-21 |
| 27524. | Thanhtypesquickly (tysontn) | 56.74 | 94% | 2019-11-30 |
| 27525. | Voodoodog (voodoodog) | 56.74 | 90% | 2016-01-15 |
| 27526. | TB (dzikriad) | 56.74 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 27527. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 56.73 | 94% | 2022-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |