Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3130. | Silent (silent_c1c4d4) | 70.52 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3131. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 70.52 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
| 3132. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 70.50 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 3133. | Kostakis (arrmageddon) | 70.50 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
| 3134. | Damien (m11m4573r) | 70.49 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 3135. | Rob (aftershock7) | 70.49 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 3136. | Bik (sfmf1998) | 70.48 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3137. | AverageJoe (punpun2012) | 70.48 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 3138. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 70.47 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3139. | Sarath (_rahmanism) | 70.47 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 3140. | spacestorm (spacestorm) | 70.46 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3141. | Andrew (agondi) | 70.45 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3142. | Sean (speskin) | 70.44 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 3143. | Eli (incarnis1) | 70.43 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3144. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 70.43 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 3145. | Aaron (aaronlandau) | 70.42 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 3146. | Ev (evturn) | 70.41 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 3147. | Shady (shadyhippo) | 70.41 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 3148. | jpow (jpowwow) | 70.40 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3149. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 70.39 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 3150. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 70.38 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 3151. | Czar (czarlol) | 70.38 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 3152. | Nic (nicisfurst) | 70.37 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3153. | Slicklikedat (slicklikedat) | 70.36 | 95% | 2018-09-04 |
| 3154. | Laurel (bahgoesthegoat) | 70.33 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 3155. | Absolut (rluyen) | 70.33 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3156. | The (anuj26022001) | 70.30 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3157. | Bruh (1845619) | 70.28 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3158. | ddp (ddpham) | 70.27 | 93% | 2019-03-25 |
| 3159. | Martin (dellham) | 70.27 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |