The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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| 20342. | lol (lolspedicey) | 70.95 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 20343. | BJD (bjd_rock) | 70.95 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 20344. | (mtien) | 70.95 | 99% | 2014-10-12 |
| 20345. | (eranb) | 70.95 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 20346. | (diepthanhthu) | 70.95 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 20347. | (ssreal) | 70.94 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 20348. | (allacrity) | 70.94 | 95% | 2022-04-13 |
| 20349. | (andr_ehh) | 70.94 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 20350. | (babbarey) | 70.94 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 20351. | (bigolgabe) | 70.93 | 87% | 2016-03-14 |
| 20352. | Abhinav (dudeja55) | 70.93 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
| 20353. | (marron) | 70.93 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 20354. | (_jelliedcelery_) | 70.93 | 96.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 20355. | (luking4luv) | 70.93 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
| 20356. | (minhz) | 70.93 | 95% | 2013-07-09 |
| 20357. | (cqsheng) | 70.93 | 90% | 2013-06-18 |
| 20358. | Ethan (bossbell377) | 70.92 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 20359. | (khemsadon) | 70.92 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 20360. | (rmbench) | 70.92 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 20361. | (syntec) | 70.92 | 87% | 2013-11-28 |
| 20362. | (b_lam) | 70.92 | 97% | 2011-08-22 |
| 20363. | evo (evofox) | 70.92 | 96% | 2013-07-03 |
| 20364. | (andrelks) | 70.91 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 20365. | (notabot69) | 70.91 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 20366. | (tazza1) | 70.91 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 20367. | (johnykenny) | 70.91 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 20368. | (varungupta3009) | 70.91 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 20369. | (fabulous) | 70.91 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 20370. | (rfal10) | 70.91 | 97% | 2012-07-23 |
| 20371. | (sxetikos) | 70.91 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |