Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 257. | (clergy) | 139.13 | 98% | 2025-11-21 |
| 258. | MadsFuldGas (swaax) | 139.04 | 100% | 2018-11-09 |
| 259. | (kerby_berby) | 139.01 | 98.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 260. | Mr. lee's expository writin... | 139.00 | 100% | 2017-07-09 |
| 261. | (uvix) | 138.99 | 99% | 2023-02-07 |
| 262. | (niqhtmare_x) | 138.95 | 97% | 2016-08-27 |
| 263. | ojrp8wts (typingaccount10) | 138.92 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 264. | (lqto) | 138.88 | 100% | 2022-10-12 |
| 265. | (teslaisfasterthanyou) | 138.86 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 266. | (staticnine) | 138.83 | 99% | 2020-05-02 |
| 267. | (pandygirl101) | 138.81 | 98% | 2013-06-25 |
| 268. | (koreatyper8585) | 138.80 | 100% | 2020-05-01 |
| 269. | old theme setting removed Â... | 138.78 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 270. | (robektochuj) | 138.66 | 19% | 2016-10-09 |
| 271. | (aaron_livefit) | 138.66 | 92% | 2015-04-10 |
| 272. | (jreed6) | 138.58 | 99% | 2013-03-17 |
| 273. | (evo_x) | 138.48 | 19% | 2011-08-03 |
| 274. | (anaphora) | 138.47 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 275. | (khokhar_88) | 138.47 | 96% | 2011-12-30 |
| 276. | (urchinonquit) | 138.47 | 99% | 2023-09-23 |
| 277. | (birthdaykids) | 138.40 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
| 278. | (nirgle) | 138.37 | 99% | 2011-12-26 |
| 279. | (ckjy00) | 138.30 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 280. | zetria (primalknight) | 138.26 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 281. | imduckies fart in my mouth ... | 138.20 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 282. | (yo_el10) | 138.19 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 283. | (bird42) | 138.16 | 100% | 2013-07-25 |
| 284. | (rsn_007) | 138.10 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
| 285. | (anniea) | 138.09 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 286. | (dleedlee) | 138.04 | 91% | 2011-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |