So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 927. | (smm190) | 123.21 | 99% | 2020-10-22 |
| 928. | (zillkillyou) | 123.21 | 95% | 2012-05-29 |
| 929. | (justin48228) | 123.21 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 930. | (kabozhi) | 123.19 | 97% | 2016-11-13 |
| 931. | (1truelipstick) | 123.18 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 932. | (lewpur) | 123.17 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 933. | Justiss is the best (kbeast) | 123.17 | 95% | 2017-03-17 |
| 934. | Martyyyyy (missmarty) | 123.13 | 99% | 2018-06-02 |
| 935. | (here_takemytoast) | 123.09 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 936. | Ethan (ethan4444) | 123.09 | 97% | 2014-02-20 |
| 937. | (you_win) | 123.08 | 100% | 2012-01-17 |
| 938. | (apost4sy) | 123.07 | 98% | 2013-06-28 |
| 939. | Resync (resync) | 123.06 | 97.1% | 2023-07-25 |
| 940. | (risinghydra) | 123.06 | 94% | 2013-06-03 |
| 941. | (echoflint) | 123.05 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| 942. | (bleys087) | 123.03 | 97% | 2011-08-31 |
| 943. | heshashin (chkhsmtyvneli) | 123.01 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 944. | (evo_x) | 123.01 | 18% | 2011-07-15 |
| 945. | (qchurious) | 122.98 | 92% | 2016-08-06 |
| 946. | Samuli (st6er) | 122.97 | 99% | 2016-12-12 |
| 947. | (zkkaluza) | 122.97 | 99% | 2016-04-13 |
| 948. | (kingmanus1) | 122.96 | 100% | 2011-07-21 |
| 949. | Manar (manoura) | 122.94 | 97% | 2015-11-12 |
| 950. | (kamikrazy) | 122.94 | 97% | 2012-10-26 |
| 951. | Synx (synx) | 122.93 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 952. | wally (alphawalrus) | 122.92 | 95% | 2015-08-06 |
| 953. | Kevin (kevinro) | 122.92 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 954. | (pandygirl101) | 122.91 | 94% | 2013-06-26 |
| 955. | Morgan (piles_of_ennui) | 122.90 | 98% | 2015-04-02 |
| 956. | (phoenixfyre8) | 122.88 | 98% | 2015-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |