The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10057. | ＵＺＡＷＡ☆ＲＥＩ... | 89.01 | 95% | 2019-10-17 |
| 10058. | Adam (adamdecoyz) | 89.01 | 95.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10059. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 89.01 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 10060. | gaming (sipalingmeong) | 89.00 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 10061. | jiffysmores (jiffysmores) | 89.00 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 10062. | Laura (laurga) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 10063. | school (modernmarauder) | 89.00 | 96.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10064. | James (epicpandaren) | 88.99 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 10065. | UrbanUTyper (clintonparker) | 88.99 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 10066. | carline (muffintart) | 88.99 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 10067. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 88.99 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 10068. | Heyhou (david73) | 88.99 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 10069. | SN (secario) | 88.99 | 97% | 2014-03-26 |
| 10070. | MuiePonta (pelerin) | 88.99 | 94% | 2014-11-06 |
| 10071. | Chew (kalenovice) | 88.99 | 97% | 2013-02-22 |
| 10072. | Emma (bryterlayter) | 88.99 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 10073. | Luc (eviskus) | 88.98 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 10074. | Mark (powrtoch) | 88.98 | 96% | 2012-02-14 |
| 10075. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 88.98 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
| 10076. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10077. | Shashank (racersushi) | 88.97 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 10078. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 88.97 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 10079. | Cakers (pvpcakers) | 88.97 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 10080. | Sam (samoyed666) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 10081. | Rickard (remme) | 88.97 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 10082. | John (typist426) | 88.97 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 10083. | Daniel (danfun64) | 88.97 | 97% | 2015-11-30 |
| 10084. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 88.96 | 97.7% | 2023-09-01 |
| 10085. | Salman (carreragtracer) | 88.96 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 10086. | daniel (danieledward13) | 88.96 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |