I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14436. | Alin (alinmera) | 76.84 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 14437. | Sean (seanigon) | 76.84 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 14438. | ryan (sunstar12) | 76.84 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14439. | Grandtour (grandtourgames) | 76.84 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 14440. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 76.83 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 14441. | Tiktaktoktok (toktok13) | 76.83 | 97% | 2025-05-06 |
| 14442. | Vincent (mario_1_mouse) | 76.83 | 94% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14443. | Ze (taludon) | 76.82 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 14444. | Nils (nilshilmar) | 76.82 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 14445. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 76.82 | 97% | 2015-05-01 |
| 14446. | Stentor (stesanor) | 76.82 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 14447. | Me (orangejews) | 76.81 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| 14448. | Starzles (starzles) | 76.81 | 93% | 2016-07-24 |
| 14449. | Fate (fatepm) | 76.81 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 14450. | Chuoky (yula24) | 76.80 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 14451. | (you) (user_phil) | 76.80 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 14452. | I_Love_Goth_Girls (evilroy) | 76.79 | 95.9% | 2024-12-25 |
| 14453. | Brian (briandh25) | 76.79 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 14454. | Daniel (xdanielx456) | 76.79 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 14455. | Snh2003 (snh2003) | 76.79 | 93% | 2016-10-27 |
| 14456. | Nathan (naniinate) | 76.78 | 96% | 2026-01-12 |
| 14457. | MO (mag240) | 76.78 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 14458. | Keingar (keingar) | 76.78 | 95.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 14459. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 76.78 | 98% | 2026-04-15 |
| 14460. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 76.78 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 14461. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 76.78 | 97% | 2017-05-29 |
| 14462. | ザク (dzak3) | 76.78 | 98% | 2016-08-07 |
| 14463. | Orio (otrio69420) | 76.77 | 97% | 2025-01-22 |
| 14464. | asuteraj (asuteraj) | 76.77 | 97.9% | 2024-10-23 |
| 14465. | Tyler (breakingearth) | 76.77 | 96.1% | 2023-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |