Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5380. | 宇都宮 虎丸 (phibatbai) | 97.84 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
| 5381. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 97.84 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 5382. | aditya (yusifer_zendric) | 97.83 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 5383. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 97.83 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 5384. | Vince (vince91) | 97.83 | 94% | 2013-01-03 |
| 5385. | Thane (thaynt) | 97.82 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 5386. | Tim (timspeedle) | 97.82 | 92% | 2015-01-01 |
| 5387. | Blade (kingsblade) | 97.82 | 97.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 5388. | Bleh (entropian) | 97.82 | 99% | 2019-12-08 |
| 5389. | Equiraptor (equiraptor) | 97.82 | 95% | 2012-10-25 |
| 5390. | heclord (heclord) | 97.82 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 5391. | 💉 (milan_) | 97.80 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 5392. | :/ (badtypernonquit) | 97.80 | 91% | 2017-05-25 |
| 5393. | Ashley (quantom) | 97.80 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 5394. | Williard Joshua (willjosh) | 97.79 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 5395. | Tikhon (tikhon) | 97.79 | 95% | 2014-04-08 |
| 5396. | AS (evilrangergeni) | 97.78 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5397. | Forrest (phawder) | 97.76 | 98% | 2015-01-21 |
| 5398. | Jurek (69furrycoom420) | 97.76 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 5399. | A (dicktucker) | 97.76 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 5400. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 97.76 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 5401. | Puffle (pufflebuns) | 97.76 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 5402. | jp (slowpractice) | 97.76 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5403. | Thomas (tdai698) | 97.76 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 5404. | Darren (spiffyd) | 97.75 | 94% | 2014-02-19 |
| 5405. | kerosene (p1nar) | 97.75 | 98% | 2014-09-20 |
| 5406. | Meghann (janejellyroll) | 97.75 | 93% | 2012-03-31 |
| 5407. | KayKay (ekay) | 97.75 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 5408. | Otomun (otomun) | 97.74 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
| 5409. | Nabil (nabil_aldihni) | 97.74 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |