The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9987. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 47.11 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 9988. | malik (allah_o_akbar) | 47.10 | 97% | 2016-02-14 |
| 9989. | Isaac (static_meme) | 47.10 | 92% | 2019-09-12 |
| 9990. | sarvpal (sarvpal) | 47.10 | 99% | 2018-10-13 |
| 9991. | kaneki (8manno1) | 47.10 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 9992. | jason (asdasd) | 47.10 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 9993. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 47.10 | 99% | 2018-03-18 |
| 9994. | prince (raiprince001) | 47.10 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 9995. | ting (teddyhome) | 47.10 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 9996. | Antono (antono_) | 47.09 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
| 9997. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 47.09 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 9998. | Reece (syco) | 47.09 | 92% | 2012-11-09 |
| 9999. | Romeo (hitman21) | 47.09 | 89% | 2014-10-29 |
| 10000. | Gabriel (gabo) | 47.09 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 10001. | Harry (harrymac1972) | 47.09 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| 10002. | Geo (gkim0314) | 47.09 | 89% | 2012-10-22 |
| 10003. | Christian (christian) | 47.08 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 10004. | srivatsava (slowandcalm) | 47.08 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 10005. | Vendetta (vendetta) | 47.08 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 10006. | Xiaoxiong (evilearlol) | 47.08 | 84% | 2013-10-09 |
| 10007. | ANi002 (ani002) | 47.08 | 93% | 2020-12-10 |
| 10008. | Saeed (saeedak) | 47.08 | 94.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10009. | Timesawastin (pride_0327) | 47.08 | 93% | 2021-05-19 |
| 10010. | bbbbb (asfdsafds) | 47.07 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 10011. | Eritze (er1ze) | 47.07 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 10012. | Sky Smith (b94m8ion) | 47.07 | 93% | 2023-05-19 |
| 10013. | Peter (petercommand) | 47.07 | 91% | 2012-07-26 |
| 10014. | Bagus (bgsmiko) | 47.07 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 10015. | chanel (chanelguill) | 47.06 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 10016. | Brett (go271) | 47.06 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |