The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11480. | Major Ghost (ziyad1) | 44.15 | 92% | 2013-05-13 |
| 11481. | fatima (fatimae) | 44.15 | 93% | 2013-02-06 |
| 11482. | Tristan (tristanpatina2) | 44.14 | 94% | 2012-05-22 |
| 11483. | C (cm_fitforlife) | 44.14 | 94% | 2012-02-11 |
| 11484. | Asghar (asghar082) | 44.14 | 85% | 2015-11-11 |
| 11485. | Subhabrata (kikni) | 44.14 | 96.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 11486. | Jules (jules25) | 44.14 | 94% | 2019-10-25 |
| 11487. | Nevets (ouxhpeams) | 44.13 | 93% | 2021-08-25 |
| 11488. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 44.13 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 11489. | Nurzhan (rattlesnake_07) | 44.13 | 93% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11490. | Yolanda (yolandah) | 44.13 | 92% | 2016-03-07 |
| 11491. | Kassidy (kass_2000) | 44.13 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 11492. | Johan (bullseye) | 44.13 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 11493. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 44.13 | 86% | 2011-10-25 |
| 11494. | Seven (sevenmiranda) | 44.13 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| 11495. | Philippines (pindot2023) | 44.13 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 11496. | Igor (kziv) | 44.12 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 11497. | Rachhek (evildevil) | 44.12 | 91% | 2011-08-28 |
| 11498. | mr (parryjj) | 44.12 | 93% | 2012-10-11 |
| 11499. | wappz (wappzgomagoma) | 44.12 | 88% | 2016-05-28 |
| 11500. | Amanda (anweiford) | 44.11 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 11501. | liu (23009035) | 44.11 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 11502. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 44.11 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 11503. | Mirra (mirra1025) | 44.10 | 90% | 2015-11-18 |
| 11504. | leonardo (leonardouwu) | 44.10 | 94.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11505. | Paulo (paulohacker) | 44.10 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 11506. | TA (changmin) | 44.10 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 11507. | MYMANIA (nongaim123) | 44.09 | 93% | 2020-06-21 |
| 11508. | ossama (oss123) | 44.09 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 11509. | Paolo (paoguma) | 44.08 | 87% | 2012-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |