The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23620. | panda (curtain4774) | 66.10 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 23621. | carl angelo (ayrosochang) | 66.10 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23622. | Lachlean (lachlean) | 66.10 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 23623. | Alon (alon3704) | 66.10 | 95.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 23624. | Lukas (greeenway) | 66.10 | 96% | 2014-07-22 |
| 23625. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 66.10 | 92% | 2016-03-29 |
| 23626. | Oscar (oscarwu) | 66.10 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 23627. | Smulca (vicker) | 66.09 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 23628. | Ridhuan (sungai_peria) | 66.09 | 99% | 2023-10-25 |
| 23629. | Silly (sillygeeses) | 66.09 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23630. | Alex (_cynicalpanda) | 66.09 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 23631. | Neeraj (trust_mee) | 66.09 | 96% | 2014-07-31 |
| 23632. | vel (velsullano) | 66.09 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 23633. | Kevin (despawned) | 66.09 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 23634. | CongChinh (rox_vn) | 66.09 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 23635. | Duclos (duclos) | 66.09 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 23636. | Dennis (dentr521) | 66.08 | 89% | 2015-01-30 |
| 23637. | Trae (traeb1999) | 66.08 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 23638. | Simon (evidentoxymoron) | 66.08 | 95.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 23639. | Shehbaz Khan (shehbaz) | 66.08 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
| 23640. | â™ Homer (pimpelkram) | 66.08 | 95% | 2014-03-06 |
| 23641. | Type (typemaster84) | 66.07 | 89% | 2016-10-26 |
| 23642. | Ed- (edrenck) | 66.07 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 23643. | Sarah (stealer) | 66.07 | 92% | 2011-12-22 |
| 23644. | Anandu (anandubajith) | 66.07 | 92% | 2015-11-30 |
| 23645. | Baws (zelvix) | 66.06 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 23646. | aki (aketodiet) | 66.06 | 94% | 2021-05-02 |
| 23647. | Gjon (johnmanga) | 66.06 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 23648. | Eric (serichaoo) | 66.06 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 23649. | Krysrian (hagi) | 66.06 | 97% | 2014-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |