When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1876. | Felix (ixi01) | 114.28 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 1877. | Pratik (trippyhob) | 114.28 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 1878. | Iliya (hichkas_01) | 114.26 | 97.5% | 2024-01-02 |
| 1879. | Matt (mattserblo) | 114.23 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 1880. | Zethrian (zethrian) | 114.20 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
| 1881. | medD (mistermask___) | 114.20 | 98.5% | 2025-02-19 |
| 1882. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 114.19 | 100% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1883. | oh hi yo (rektless) | 114.18 | 98.3% | 2024-12-25 |
| 1884. | Jamison (jamisonb) | 114.18 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1885. | thebset (devb) | 114.17 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1886. | Declan (3declan) | 114.14 | 98% | 2023-12-26 |
| 1887. | J (jh42477) | 114.14 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1888. | ryan (hhtech) | 114.12 | 97% | 2026-01-29 |
| 1889. | Bucky (buhcky) | 114.12 | 97.2% | 2023-11-09 |
| 1890. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 114.12 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1891. | Max (fauee) | 114.12 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 1892. | Noam (pleeze) | 114.11 | 97.2% | 2024-10-21 |
| 1893. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 114.11 | 97.9% | 2024-05-26 |
| 1894. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 114.11 | 98% | 2025-09-07 |
| 1895. | ... (everclear) | 114.11 | 97.2% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1896. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 114.11 | 98% | 2026-02-01 |
| 1897. | Artem (gushinartem) | 114.11 | 96.8% | 2023-11-24 |
| 1898. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 114.11 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1899. | Benjamin (b3nj4m1n) | 114.11 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 1900. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 114.10 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 1901. | MINH (shinmyou) | 114.10 | 99% | 2025-09-11 |
| 1902. | sss (daddydaddydo) | 114.10 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 1903. | 😳hotmama😫 (h0tmama) | 114.09 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 1904. | - (ndca) | 114.08 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 1905. | Arvin (stillmatic) | 114.06 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |