The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31243. | Mazzy (baylon) | 49.63 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 31244. | Hirsh (hagarwal) | 49.62 | 87% | 2015-11-20 |
| 31245. | Erik (vike92) | 49.62 | 88% | 2016-02-05 |
| 31246. | Tharun (tharunxl) | 49.62 | 94% | 2021-02-04 |
| 31247. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 49.62 | 94% | 2015-11-02 |
| 31248. | VidhuKant (vidhukant) | 49.60 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 31249. | cecilia (achi) | 49.60 | 93% | 2011-05-17 |
| 31250. | tstats[aakash00] (aakash00) | 49.59 | 96.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 31251. | Ludwig van (mattcass1234271) | 49.59 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 31252. | Name (lastfreespot) | 49.59 | 91% | 2015-06-02 |
| 31253. | roshan (rori) | 49.59 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
| 31254. | Tom (killermoobs) | 49.59 | 90% | 2016-05-21 |
| 31255. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 49.58 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 31256. | Alyssa (whyamihere) | 49.57 | 84% | 2016-03-17 |
| 31257. | whatever (goodgirl95) | 49.55 | 92% | 2013-10-22 |
| 31258. | Matt (redspeck_bluestate) | 49.55 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 31259. | Charles (snarls_charles) | 49.53 | 95% | 2021-07-11 |
| 31260. | Why_me (eterekhine) | 49.53 | 95.9% | 2023-08-16 |
| 31261. | Shen301 (shen301) | 49.53 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 31262. | ever (evercheck) | 49.53 | 92% | 2015-10-21 |
| 31263. | Neel (watrmelone) | 49.53 | 94% | 2021-02-16 |
| 31264. | Liou (mei_liou) | 49.52 | 98% | 2011-09-24 |
| 31265. | LinePanda (linepanda) | 49.51 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 31266. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 49.51 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 31267. | Piyush (p1yu5h) | 49.51 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 31268. | rice (lonelyricefield) | 49.51 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 31269. | Andrey (tentale) | 49.49 | 94% | 2023-01-04 |
| 31270. | Yoganta (king3551439) | 49.49 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 31271. | even (even97) | 49.49 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 31272. | Josh (hockeyjosh) | 49.49 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |