So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21723. | (zarryc) | 65.06 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
| 21724. | (mahalakks) | 65.06 | 93% | 2011-11-19 |
| 21725. | (hovo87) | 65.06 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 21726. | (oknotok_) | 65.05 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 21727. | (vanmankennedy) | 65.05 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 21728. | Mike Kevin (mkcastro24) | 65.05 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 21729. | (ujez) | 65.05 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 21730. | (chicken1996) | 65.05 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 21731. | (allymyson) | 65.05 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 21732. | (bfud) | 65.04 | 90% | 2013-01-08 |
| 21733. | James (cleanthugg) | 65.04 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| 21734. | (pszym) | 65.04 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 21735. | (royalbeast) | 65.04 | 91% | 2012-10-27 |
| 21736. | (zonked) | 65.04 | 94% | 2014-12-11 |
| 21737. | (shorts8617) | 65.04 | 96% | 2011-09-01 |
| 21738. | (duniltmg1) | 65.04 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 21739. | Scambodia (eventuallyellie) | 65.03 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 21740. | (adbmil) | 65.03 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 21741. | (jenart) | 65.03 | 95% | 2013-06-25 |
| 21742. | Cole (cole_denson) | 65.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 21743. | eagle (e4gle) | 65.03 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 21744. | (code_slayer) | 65.03 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 21745. | (sedorman) | 65.03 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| 21746. | (lolvictor) | 65.02 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 21747. | life (lifeadventurer) | 65.02 | 95.8% | 2023-09-06 |
| 21748. | (xiao127) | 65.02 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 21749. | (dachu) | 65.02 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 21750. | (polsab) | 65.02 | 90% | 2015-06-02 |
| 21751. | carleel (menamesringo) | 65.02 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 21752. | (andi2042) | 65.01 | 94% | 2016-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |