I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10617. | William (wombats_) | 87.34 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 10618. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 87.34 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 10619. | Z-Dvorak (zzdarke) | 87.34 | 94.8% | 2024-01-20 |
| 10620. | Alex (tsaalex) | 87.33 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 10621. | canwithbeans (canikomaniko1) | 87.32 | 97.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 10622. | Dan (typistdan) | 87.31 | 96.2% | 2023-11-15 |
| 10623. | M (migrape) | 87.31 | 98.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 10624. | Melanie (melanie13052) | 87.31 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 10625. | Raiden Shogun (ntd_dll) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 10626. | IceTea (iceteaxxd) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 10627. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 87.31 | 99% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10628. | Knights who until recently ... | 87.31 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 10629. | Apollyon (mik_apollyon) | 87.30 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 10630. | Emily (emklof92) | 87.29 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 10631. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 87.29 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 10632. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 87.29 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10633. | Mr (mrayie) | 87.28 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 10634. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 87.28 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 10635. | evelyn (evelynhart) | 87.28 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 10636. | sn (gunshp) | 87.28 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 10637. | JJ (jjpark) | 87.28 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 10638. | thebigfloppa (thebigfloppa) | 87.27 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 10639. | Danneo (danneo) | 87.27 | 100% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10640. | ivan (ivanferraro) | 87.26 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 10641. | Jenn (jennyev) | 87.26 | 99% | 2017-04-28 |
| 10642. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.25 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 10643. | Inferno (infernoq_q) | 87.24 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 10644. | FirePanda2302 (firepanda23021) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 10645. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10646. | Infer (infernova_122) | 87.23 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |