I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12266. | Mikee (mikee478) | 80.75 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 12267. | thu (lesinh) | 80.75 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 12268. | amrie (amrie) | 80.75 | 96% | 2014-06-15 |
| 12269. | Diego (isqube) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 12270. | Jusuf (kz99) | 80.74 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12271. | B. (karn555) | 80.74 | 92% | 2014-04-13 |
| 12272. | Christopher (ironman31) | 80.74 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
| 12273. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 80.74 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 12274. | Novice (novice_racer_) | 80.73 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 12275. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 80.73 | 97% | 2012-06-20 |
| 12276. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 80.73 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12277. | GT24--- (gt24) | 80.73 | 99% | 2013-11-15 |
| 12278. | Jin (jin_dwarf) | 80.73 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 12279. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 80.73 | 99% | 2017-07-16 |
| 12280. | Nina (sweetnina) | 80.73 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 12281. | Jen (jenz36) | 80.73 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 12282. | Gilbert (azulsky085) | 80.72 | 98% | 2013-07-24 |
| 12283. | Evan (evanz) | 80.72 | 91% | 2016-01-08 |
| 12284. | Derek (dbraun13) | 80.72 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 12285. | 2fast5fingerous (2fast5fing... | 80.72 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
| 12286. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 80.72 | 98% | 2017-08-22 |
| 12287. | (returned) | 80.71 | 94% | 2020-04-04 |
| 12288. | Sam (monkeh_type_fast) | 80.71 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 12289. | Macguir (macguir) | 80.71 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 12290. | Deciman (dw657) | 80.71 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 12291. | ProfessionalCamelRacer (pro... | 80.71 | 97% | 2017-05-06 |
| 12292. | John (johndel) | 80.71 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 12293. | Kidsnd274 (kidsnd274) | 80.70 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 12294. | Abtin (fada1) | 80.70 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 12295. | Dex (dexbuff) | 80.70 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |