The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1318. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 69.64 | 95% | 2016-11-02 |
| 1319. | Arash (arashhetfield) | 69.63 | 93% | 2012-12-17 |
| 1320. | timothy (tim3452) | 69.57 | 99% | 2012-02-08 |
| 1321. | Christian (mayne) | 69.57 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 1322. | Kirill (kirkva) | 69.56 | 96% | 2012-02-17 |
| 1323. | (amithps66) | 69.55 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 1324. | Humble (hellohumble) | 69.55 | 96% | 2013-09-25 |
| 1325. | Nalshiga (ecniv) | 69.54 | 88% | 2012-04-16 |
| 1326. | ArCh3r (arch3r) | 69.54 | 99% | 2014-01-20 |
| 1327. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 69.53 | 100% | 2014-08-14 |
| 1328. | Independent (independent) | 69.53 | 99% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1329. | Ben (realone) | 69.52 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 1330. | islom (islom02) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1331. | sankirtan (sankidra) | 69.51 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 1332. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 69.51 | 99% | 2011-12-28 |
| 1333. | Emmanuel (i_emmanuel) | 69.49 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
| 1334. | Anthony (aconn90) | 69.48 | 96% | 2013-05-13 |
| 1335. | pham (plav) | 69.48 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 1336. | Evan (evanger) | 69.48 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1337. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 69.46 | 91% | 2015-07-09 |
| 1338. | mattot (hafizuddin) | 69.43 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
| 1339. | Elliot (ellio) | 69.43 | 90% | 2013-03-27 |
| 1340. | Athelas (athelas) | 69.42 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 1341. | Jozef (jozef.gloncak@gmail.... | 69.41 | 96% | 2013-05-11 |
| 1342. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 69.41 | 88% | 2017-02-23 |
| 1343. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 69.41 | 97% | 2015-02-05 |
| 1344. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 69.40 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1345. | Chirag (acureon) | 69.39 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 1346. | yeet to space (sn00py1310) | 69.38 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 1347. | na (omar777) | 69.38 | 100% | 2014-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |