I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20004. | itstherealalex (wowijustdid... | 58.27 | 95.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20005. | Samy (samy__) | 58.26 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 20006. | Cal (caldotio) | 58.26 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 20007. | Peshraw-Kurdi (peshraw) | 58.26 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 20008. | Corey (crowdctrl) | 58.25 | 93% | 2024-03-17 |
| 20009. | Alhf (alhfsmid) | 58.25 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 20010. | Saidul (saidul_islam) | 58.25 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20011. | Jelly belly (jellybabysexys... | 58.25 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 20012. | JOKER (jokerx_x) | 58.24 | 93.3% | 2025-01-04 |
| 20013. | Jessica (shoutouttothesped) | 58.24 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 20014. | Ben (threefx) | 58.24 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 20015. | Saurav (saurav555) | 58.24 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 20016. | Dusty (duspom) | 58.24 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 20017. | Jude (_mermaid_man_) | 58.23 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 20018. | Emil (emasxp) | 58.23 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 20019. | Minleg (bminleg) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 20020. | rudolf (evan7n1) | 58.22 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 20021. | youssef (youssef_ahmad) | 58.22 | 93% | 2023-07-06 |
| 20022. | Rishabh (rishabh7187) | 58.22 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 20023. | Bill (damici_lift) | 58.22 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 20024. | 10 ππ Ώπ Ό (sostdeo) | 58.22 | 94% | 2021-11-10 |
| 20025. | Chong Shan (chong_shan) | 58.22 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 20026. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 58.22 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 20027. | Ashish (ashishwinner) | 58.22 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 20028. | NGUYEN (minhphammr) | 58.22 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 20029. | Wizard (wizardtypist) | 58.22 | 94% | 2019-04-10 |
| 20030. | Jahir (jahir___) | 58.21 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 20031. | not (j097) | 58.21 | 92% | 2021-03-29 |
| 20032. | Sheep (wolfiesheep) | 58.21 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 20033. | Sasha (moongue) | 58.19 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |