The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29867. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 63.07 | 92% | 2015-07-22 |
| 29868. | Derek (derekbrock) | 63.07 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 29869. | truc (tructxn) | 63.07 | 95% | 2011-12-14 |
| 29870. | PersephonePenny (persephone... | 63.06 | 99% | 2025-03-24 |
| 29871. | Nick (nickolopolous) | 63.06 | 93.3% | 2024-04-18 |
| 29872. | Roozbeh (rsharifnasab) | 63.06 | 97.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 29873. | LiterallyInsane (smallbigz) | 63.06 | 95% | 2023-11-21 |
| 29874. | sus (fafmeister) | 63.06 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 29875. | Lapis (jeff3077) | 63.06 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 29876. | emily (emilyywilson) | 63.06 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 29877. | Dani (dani_) | 63.06 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 29878. | meln. (watermeloun) | 63.05 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 29879. | Marcos (mapl30) | 63.05 | 95% | 2024-02-02 |
| 29880. | ick (ickman) | 63.05 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 29881. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 63.05 | 88% | 2016-12-14 |
| 29882. | DvorakAcct1 (dvorakacct1) | 63.05 | 96% | 2012-07-03 |
| 29883. | muhammad_yousaf (muhammad_y... | 63.04 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| 29884. | Henry (nothenry) | 63.04 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 29885. | Khandker Tanvir Hasan (khan... | 63.04 | 97% | 2024-11-28 |
| 29886. | Nathan (wooga71) | 63.04 | 95.8% | 2024-02-09 |
| 29887. | Anthony (xpedition) | 63.04 | 96% | 2024-05-12 |
| 29888. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 63.04 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 29889. | Alok (euthaniser) | 63.04 | 96.6% | 2025-02-27 |
| 29890. | Bayu (surfprice) | 63.04 | 97% | 2025-02-10 |
| 29891. | Brohath (zevo100) | 63.04 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 29892. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 63.04 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 29893. | Ben (thefatman) | 63.04 | 93% | 2012-05-17 |
| 29894. | NathD (viktor_oppenheimer) | 63.03 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 29895. | Luke (lbrama30) | 63.03 | 93.9% | 2024-07-03 |
| 29896. | Brandon (derelanvital) | 63.03 | 96.5% | 2024-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |