As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11377. | Nic (greengiantzz96) | 80.47 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 11378. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 80.47 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 11379. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.46 | 95.5% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11380. | Philip (piporace10) | 80.46 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
| 11381. | Peter (drascot) | 80.45 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 11382. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 80.45 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 11383. | Kenway (kenway316) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11384. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 11385. | Einno (einno) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 11386. | taco (rippedjeans) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11387. | Quinn (dewdrive101) | 80.45 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 11388. | Vudthi (vudthi) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11389. | John (baseball9) | 80.45 | 98% | 2016-10-18 |
| 11390. | florin (flor111n) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 11391. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11392. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 80.44 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 11393. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 80.43 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 11394. | (xyztcube) | 80.43 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11395. | Devin (eulertour) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 11396. | KeksKuh (kekskuh) | 80.43 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11397. | Edward (edward54321) | 80.43 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 11398. | Jonah (iamjonah) | 80.42 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 11399. | Xtreme (xtremeelectrix2) | 80.42 | 96.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11400. | BB (bluenamek) | 80.42 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 11401. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 80.41 | 97.7% | 2025-02-16 |
| 11402. | eri (cactus622) | 80.40 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 11403. | Argon (swdmn) | 80.40 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 11404. | Brody (poilot1) | 80.39 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 11405. | Yoran (greenhawk20) | 80.39 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11406. | arif (arif2025) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |