So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31922. | (joseg2004) | 48.25 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 31923. | (jymm) | 48.25 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 31924. | (coderasad) | 48.25 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 31925. | (ybussieres) | 48.25 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 31926. | (thewall) | 48.25 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 31927. | (antoinella22) | 48.25 | — | 2009-02-08 |
| 31928. | tcherry720 (tcherry720) | 48.24 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 31929. | (remus_wolf) | 48.24 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 31930. | (sogindiq77) | 48.24 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 31931. | (keko314) | 48.24 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 31932. | (timfluencer) | 48.24 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 31933. | (gustela) | 48.24 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 31934. | (devinplaysdrums) | 48.24 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 31935. | (celestial_purity) | 48.24 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
| 31936. | (saucedo) | 48.24 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 31937. | (basheer) | 48.24 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 31938. | Eug (eugsiow) | 48.23 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 31939. | (gxorgxo) | 48.23 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 31940. | (methuse) | 48.23 | 87% | 2013-05-03 |
| 31941. | (a7n6k6iit) | 48.22 | 95% | 2015-10-06 |
| 31942. | (dusan321) | 48.22 | 93% | 2022-10-19 |
| 31943. | (emgae) | 48.22 | 94% | 2023-04-19 |
| 31944. | (weite) | 48.22 | 90% | 2016-01-01 |
| 31945. | (voce) | 48.22 | 94% | 2013-01-25 |
| 31946. | (cambasi) | 48.21 | 94% | 2014-10-14 |
| 31947. | (lehya) | 48.21 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 31948. | (hey_i_am_morty) | 48.20 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 31949. | (wicker6) | 48.20 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 31950. | (holyday) | 48.20 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 31951. | (1servant96) | 48.19 | 94% | 2022-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |