I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1424. | ⚠ calvin ⚠ (calvintyper... | 97.45 | 97.2% | 2024-07-14 |
| 1425. | I'mSpeed (bluedwarf7) | 97.43 | 96% | 2026-01-03 |
| 1426. | la1 (xtyping) | 97.43 | 97.7% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1427. | Baron (baronhate) | 97.41 | 99.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1428. | Carl (doc283) | 97.39 | 96.2% | 2023-09-06 |
| 1429. | HitIer (louis9882) | 97.37 | 97.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 1430. | Cold Storage (massivive) | 97.32 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| 1431. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 97.29 | 97.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1432. | pemses (idan101) | 97.29 | 100% | 2024-02-29 |
| 1433. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 97.27 | 98% | 2026-04-26 |
| 1434. | apoorv (covfere) | 97.27 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 1435. | InrPce (ntd0134) | 97.27 | 98.3% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1436. | swagmaster893247 (swagswags... | 97.26 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 1437. | jesse (catdog9000) | 97.24 | 96.1% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1438. | slivermonger (slivermonger) | 97.23 | 97.8% | 2025-01-28 |
| 1439. | Elizabeth (bebecam) | 97.18 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1440. | Jen (ethima) | 97.17 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 1441. | LockStock (lockstock) | 97.17 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1442. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 97.11 | 99% | 2025-08-27 |
| 1443. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 97.10 | 98.7% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1444. | Nick (mitchen2) | 97.09 | 95.3% | 2023-08-09 |
| 1445. | hehe (blazeclash) | 97.09 | 97.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1446. | Leo (leoxano) | 97.08 | 96.5% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1447. | Adolo (foca248) | 97.07 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1448. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 97.06 | 98% | 2026-05-21 |
| 1449. | Joseph (jcsawyer) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1450. | Raxdainze (raxdianze) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1451. | supernoob (krcellucci) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1452. | insta_AydinR1K (aydinyt) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 1453. | Evan (evanandrewrose) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |