So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21479. | Davis (davis3298) | 66.19 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 21480. | Alex (alexs22) | 66.18 | 95% | 2017-11-06 |
| 21481. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 66.18 | 97% | 2016-06-13 |
| 21482. | Sergej (nbafan) | 66.18 | 98% | 2011-09-03 |
| 21483. | Chris (chrisdotq) | 66.18 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 21484. | PlusJ (plusj) | 66.18 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 21485. | Connor (condogiv) | 66.18 | 96% | 2023-08-18 |
| 21486. | Lewis (fr0stbites) | 66.18 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 21487. | Devan (devan) | 66.17 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 21488. | murker! (murker) | 66.17 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 21489. | TopRamen (justsean) | 66.17 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 21490. | Lucky (booxrcool) | 66.17 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 21491. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 66.17 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 21492. | Michael (ms_12) | 66.17 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 21493. | mohammad mahdi (m_m_behnasr) | 66.17 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 21494. | zr (zacr) | 66.17 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 21495. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 66.16 | 93% | 2012-12-03 |
| 21496. | Afford66 (afford66) | 66.16 | 95% | 2016-07-17 |
| 21497. | Maged (magmag) | 66.16 | 94% | 2011-05-06 |
| 21498. | Josua (siocnarff) | 66.16 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 21499. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 66.16 | 95.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 21500. | Ahmad (hahahmad594) | 66.16 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 21501. | Nate (npmaile) | 66.16 | 92% | 2017-04-15 |
| 21502. | Ivy (ivymintarja) | 66.16 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 21503. | autumn12345 (autumn12345) | 66.15 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 21504. | Ian (malical) | 66.15 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 21505. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 66.15 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 21506. | Yellow (yellowasianguy) | 66.15 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 21507. | Hristijan (hristijanp) | 66.15 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 21508. | Ed (ed841) | 66.14 | 94% | 2022-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |