Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 292. | Axton (recklessxd) | 98.21 | 99% | 2019-03-08 |
| 293. | Johnathan (johndkhan) | 98.15 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
| 294. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 98.13 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 295. | Raymond (philosobyte) | 98.06 | 100% | 2018-04-16 |
| 296. | Patrick (araex) | 97.94 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 297. | phlofy (phlofy) | 97.85 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 298. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 97.83 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 299. | dudududu (er132er) | 97.76 | 99% | 2018-05-07 |
| 300. | quack (shinonin) | 97.75 | 96% | 2017-07-28 |
| 301. | amar (amar_battulga) | 97.73 | 99% | 2018-07-20 |
| 302. | Gary (skottniss) | 97.69 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 303. | Anshul (cononcus) | 97.69 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
| 304. | PAID ISRAEL (dnatrixene135) | 97.61 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 305. | Alycia (alyciahtollison) | 97.46 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 306. | Donald (dhonuill) | 97.46 | 99% | 2017-09-02 |
| 307. | (scaphism) | 97.44 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 308. | EtherealFog (etherealfog) | 97.34 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
| 309. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 97.32 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 310. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 97.26 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 311. | Jin (55j1n) | 97.20 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 312. | BigTuba36 (gourd) | 97.01 | 98% | 2019-01-09 |
| 313. | bray (brayrayjayjay) | 96.98 | 100% | 2019-03-29 |
| 314. | Sol (soltyper) | 96.96 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 315. | 🐌 (anonion) | 96.85 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 316. | Matthew (mhhuang) | 96.61 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 317. | David (dcohen91) | 96.59 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 318. | leodore (rxalityy) | 96.53 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 319. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 96.52 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 320. | aqibm (aqibm) | 96.45 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 321. | Erik (the__cpl) | 96.44 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |