Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2728. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 2729. | Bobban (bobban) | 72.27 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2730. | Meredith (murdith) | 72.26 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 2731. | chynus (chynus) | 72.24 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2732. | 雪 (bbgotme) | 72.22 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2733. | Kyle (kfergsiscool) | 72.19 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 2734. | Davyd (blueghostu) | 72.18 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2735. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 72.17 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2736. | Palqa (palqar) | 72.16 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2737. | 🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 72.14 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2738. | A (attron) | 72.12 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2739. | Oğuzcan (yavuzovski) | 72.11 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2740. | Jeremy (flail) | 72.11 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2741. | mh9r (mh9r) | 72.11 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2742. | SCM (smusson) | 72.11 | 95% | 2018-03-15 |
| 2743. | Deceit (deceit) | 72.10 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2744. | Monir (monir004) | 72.09 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2745. | Alexander The Great (zachin... | 72.09 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 2746. | Derek (dsoucie) | 72.09 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 2747. | ⏦ (ether_) | 72.09 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2748. | Srinivasan (srin) | 72.08 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 2749. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 72.07 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 2750. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 72.06 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2751. | DJ (_shifty) | 72.05 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2752. | Arnav (phoenixcrusher369) | 72.04 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 2753. | Vincent (pachomme) | 72.04 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 2754. | JJ (pearlme) | 72.03 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2755. | jacob (nalyly) | 72.02 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2756. | Jason (ultimatehumungousaur) | 72.01 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2757. | Panzzor (panzzor) | 72.00 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |