I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17933. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 69.30 | 99% | 2018-05-15 |
| 17934. | Kaung Myat Oo (kaungmyatoo7) | 69.29 | 97.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 17935. | Slow Typer (4rs3n1c) | 69.29 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 17936. | Ayy (ayush_parihar) | 69.29 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 17937. | PKL (klm13) | 69.29 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17938. | Godeck (godeck) | 69.29 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 17939. | Sanji (kuroashi) | 69.29 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 17940. | Brandon (gr3gl) | 69.28 | 94.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 17941. | . (ssylpp) | 69.28 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 17942. | ashley (ashleypakkie) | 69.28 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 17943. | faizan (faizan346) | 69.27 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 17944. | Mohammed Ahmed (mdahmedking6) | 69.26 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
| 17945. | :( (magtraxer) | 69.26 | 94% | 2020-06-08 |
| 17946. | kruse (madmaddox20) | 69.25 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 17947. | Connor (moeders34) | 69.25 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 17948. | Hoesmad (woshinidie123) | 69.25 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 17949. | Artur (ester_versuch) | 69.24 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 17950. | Shishcobober (shishcobober2) | 69.24 | 93.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 17951. | Banna (elbanna532000) | 69.24 | 95.8% | 2024-12-31 |
| 17952. | piney (piney777) | 69.24 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 17953. | Jack (yezen) | 69.24 | 93% | 2017-03-14 |
| 17954. | Andreas (andysave) | 69.23 | 94% | 2022-05-25 |
| 17955. | Mick (_mickey_) | 69.23 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 17956. | Taukekhan (taukekhan) | 69.23 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 17957. | George (computerlegend) | 69.23 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 17958. | owo (altecobalt) | 69.23 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 17959. | Novice (novice_racer_) | 69.22 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 17960. | Ethan (cmfridays) | 69.22 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 17961. | Santiago (chopped) | 69.21 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 17962. | Sasa (sasazel) | 69.21 | 95% | 2024-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |