The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15703. | (trickzington) | 89.39 | 93% | 2013-02-15 |
| 15704. | laza (lazaabt) | 89.38 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 15705. | (the_midget_bear) | 89.38 | 95% | 2022-10-18 |
| 15706. | (saizuchi) | 89.38 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 15707. | (anna003) | 89.38 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 15708. | (privateer) | 89.38 | 99% | 2012-09-14 |
| 15709. | (memegod01) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 15710. | (homeslice20) | 89.38 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 15711. | (harvest) | 89.38 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 15712. | (thebachellor) | 89.38 | 93% | 2012-11-24 |
| 15713. | (jmiddleton) | 89.37 | 97.1% | 2023-08-10 |
| 15714. | (m96roman) | 89.37 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 15715. | (woahhhhhhhhh) | 89.37 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 15716. | (jsparrow) | 89.37 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 15717. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 89.37 | 100% | 2020-03-27 |
| 15718. | (anuhbell) | 89.37 | 99% | 2016-06-29 |
| 15719. | (simo666) | 89.36 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
| 15720. | (chesscello) | 89.36 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 15721. | blueturtle (esraels) | 89.36 | 96% | 2012-04-20 |
| 15722. | (envme) | 89.36 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 15723. | (yaschas) | 89.36 | 99% | 2013-02-15 |
| 15724. | (webfox) | 89.36 | 98% | 2016-11-06 |
| 15725. | (divergence) | 89.35 | 87% | 2015-08-20 |
| 15726. | (typmachien) | 89.35 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 15727. | (thejar) | 89.35 | 95% | 2016-08-01 |
| 15728. | (duccusausu) | 89.35 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 15729. | (bryan675) | 89.35 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 15730. | (deathdealer4) | 89.35 | 92% | 2016-01-28 |
| 15731. | (karmik) | 89.35 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 15732. | Dylan (meoweycupentcmc) | 89.34 | 95% | 2019-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |