And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13066. | (blel) | 91.01 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 13067. | (badscam) | 91.01 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 13068. | (cuadicles) | 91.01 | 99% | 2019-09-24 |
| 13069. | (chronical_v) | 91.01 | 97% | 2015-08-25 |
| 13070. | (necrakolyte) | 91.01 | 96% | 2014-12-16 |
| 13071. | (hobbitgirl123) | 91.01 | 92% | 2015-09-28 |
| 13072. | (aethare) | 91.00 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
| 13073. | (robnekaj) | 91.00 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 13074. | (spegetti00) | 91.00 | — | 2009-12-03 |
| 13075. | Will (sinnful43) | 91.00 | 98% | 2014-07-29 |
| 13076. | (anoopjs) | 91.00 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 13077. | (supatypaxxx) | 90.99 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 13078. | (jinhwanlazy) | 90.99 | 97% | 2017-02-17 |
| 13079. | (rushil17chawla) | 90.99 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 13080. | (demonlish) | 90.99 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 13081. | (practicegb) | 90.99 | 99% | 2013-09-10 |
| 13082. | (unnamedflower) | 90.98 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 13083. | (jarofhearts1993) | 90.98 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 13084. | (butnall) | 90.98 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| 13085. | InVerse (zenmonkinverse) | 90.98 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 13086. | (typtyptyp) | 90.98 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 13087. | blueturtle (esraels) | 90.98 | 93% | 2014-03-02 |
| 13088. | (tekkenlord) | 90.97 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 13089. | (bleuwhite) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 13090. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 90.97 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 13091. | (werpyp) | 90.97 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13092. | (jeff7263) | 90.97 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 13093. | (dude101no) | 90.97 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 13094. | (paullmiller1) | 90.97 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13095. | (jecoda) | 90.96 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |