And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12793. | Benjamin (blumentopf) | 91.83 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12794. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 91.82 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12795. | Nat (nat221b) | 91.82 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 12796. | Andrew (get_hyped20) | 91.82 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 12797. | eg (chorbe) | 91.82 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 12798. | Sarah (roswes23) | 91.82 | 95% | 2011-07-12 |
| 12799. | Minh Hieu (rockerhieu) | 91.82 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 12800. | pwner (iwillpwnu) | 91.82 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 12801. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 91.82 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 12802. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 91.82 | 95% | 2017-06-09 |
| 12803. | Rika (16yoshino16) | 91.81 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 12804. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 91.81 | 95% | 2015-02-22 |
| 12805. | Joe mama (alexm35644) | 91.80 | 99.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 12806. | Danny (danielsaur) | 91.80 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12807. | Vazire (vazire) | 91.80 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 12808. | noah (noahdj) | 91.80 | 98% | 2014-03-12 |
| 12809. | Daniel (popoprime) | 91.79 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12810. | Arron (jediarron) | 91.79 | 97% | 2013-03-01 |
| 12811. | Garrett (garrettmyler) | 91.79 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 12812. | Youssef Amir (ibn_amir) | 91.79 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 12813. | Eskil (eskizzle) | 91.79 | 96% | 2014-04-02 |
| 12814. | Sophus (sophustypelikesheit) | 91.78 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 12815. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 91.78 | 97.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 12816. | jared (derajlol) | 91.78 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 12817. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 91.78 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12818. | tstats[pianisthassan] (pian... | 91.78 | 99% | 2017-11-06 |
| 12819. | ktimespi (ktimespi) | 91.77 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12820. | Daan (drvdijk) | 91.76 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 12821. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 91.76 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 12822. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 91.76 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |