The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8873. | Subeesh (subeesh18) | 49.11 | 87% | 2014-01-05 |
| 8874. | Ashish (reach_aashu) | 49.11 | 94% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8875. | Garima (summerqueen15) | 49.11 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 8876. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 49.11 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
| 8877. | Sarah (sarahlsmith) | 49.11 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 8878. | Szopjál (faszkoro) | 49.11 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 8879. | Teller (tellerj) | 49.10 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 8880. | Mila (mila2003) | 49.10 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8881. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-03-21 |
| 8882. | Firas (knight68) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8883. | Zee (z_types) | 49.10 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 8884. | JUN (junkeboi) | 49.10 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8885. | Candy (candy_bhai) | 49.10 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 8886. | Renee (wood) | 49.10 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 8887. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 49.10 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8888. | burnouty (burnouty) | 49.10 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 8889. | Igor (trolyk) | 49.09 | 89% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8890. | sreenath (eskane) | 49.09 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 8891. | Kura (kurakuri) | 49.09 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 8892. | Juvi (juvi) | 49.09 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| 8893. | Toni (antoinella22) | 49.09 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 8894. | Nick (nmatavka) | 49.08 | 91% | 2012-04-19 |
| 8895. | sagar bhat (jayshreeram) | 49.08 | 96.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8896. | JoeKing (joeking123) | 49.08 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 8897. | typing devastator (typing_d... | 49.08 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8898. | hycinth (laurinkone) | 49.08 | 90% | 2013-10-18 |
| 8899. | vspolina (vspolina) | 49.08 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 8900. | Tazeem (tazeem) | 49.08 | 87% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8901. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 49.08 | 99% | 2011-05-20 |
| 8902. | Vijay (vijay24pratap) | 49.07 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |