I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9347. | Agueroooo (chazgordy) | 91.92 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 9348. | Ben (8enny) | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9349. | Miranda (moonlight88) | 91.91 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 9350. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 91.91 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 9351. | akhyaar (annaaru) | 91.91 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 9352. | K (ksil_surface) | 91.91 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9353. | Thomas (tomatilism) | 91.91 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 9354. | Žan (fastap) | 91.91 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 9355. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 91.90 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| 9356. | Don Abdrabo (abdrabo7) | 91.90 | 98.3% | 2024-07-09 |
| 9357. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 91.89 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9358. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 91.89 | 99% | 2017-05-09 |
| 9359. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 91.89 | 98.2% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9360. | Owen (owenc1272) | 91.88 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 9361. | maestro (maestro778) | 91.88 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 9362. | Juliana (juelzita) | 91.88 | 98.3% | 2024-01-04 |
| 9363. | Emmelia (esecrl) | 91.87 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9364. | Dusman (shandule) | 91.86 | 98% | 2025-08-03 |
| 9365. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 91.86 | 100% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9366. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 9367. | m (hotdogggg) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9368. | Dominik (domin13cz) | 91.85 | 97% | 2026-04-13 |
| 9369. | Mango (monthly_mango) | 91.85 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 9370. | Egg (organicegg) | 91.85 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9371. | Hailey (hasings) | 91.85 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9372. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 91.85 | 98% | 2022-08-20 |
| 9373. | Typing (typing_racer_typer) | 91.85 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9374. | SJ (sjtype11) | 91.84 | 99% | 2024-04-13 |
| 9375. | carritoperron (perrit0) | 91.84 | 99% | 2023-12-08 |
| 9376. | Biggest (biggestnarstie) | 91.84 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |