So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33780. | titou (liltits) | 44.82 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 33781. | Greg (katono) | 44.82 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 33782. | Bbbyb (bbbyb) | 44.82 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
| 33783. | Patrik (pgdth) | 44.82 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 33784. | Fazli (fazli1702) | 44.82 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 33785. | aaliyah (super_star) | 44.82 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 33786. | shaarad (shaaraddalvi) | 44.81 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 33787. | J E S T E R 18 (j_e_s_t_e_r... | 44.81 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 33788. | Caroline (groovis82) | 44.81 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 33789. | bekbolsun (bekbolsunn) | 44.80 | 92% | 2023-03-21 |
| 33790. | Gab (gabsnts) | 44.80 | 94% | 2022-04-24 |
| 33791. | Shawkat (spulok) | 44.80 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 33792. | Adolf (adolf1) | 44.79 | 93% | 2022-05-17 |
| 33793. | Brendan (cloveis_) | 44.79 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 33794. | Rich (rychang901) | 44.79 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 33795. | Korben (kaibutsusennin) | 44.79 | 81% | 2011-06-25 |
| 33796. | Eschumm21 (eschumm21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 33797. | Nikolai (slipexd) | 44.78 | 92% | 2022-08-18 |
| 33798. | PK (pavanuppari) | 44.78 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 33799. | Epstein (yasfer21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 33800. | Jonathan (minifoke) | 44.78 | 87% | 2012-12-18 |
| 33801. | Daniyal (daniali) | 44.78 | 89% | 2013-03-13 |
| 33802. | Michelle (m_smith770) | 44.77 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 33803. | asdf (protozeit) | 44.77 | 93% | 2020-07-12 |
| 33804. | Akira (legendfalcon) | 44.77 | 82% | 2012-09-19 |
| 33805. | Virgil (vanvirgil_) | 44.76 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 33806. | eli (elinguyen) | 44.76 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 33807. | An Original (yellowrat) | 44.75 | 94% | 2017-12-11 |
| 33808. | Eritze (er1ze) | 44.75 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 33809. | kaz (kazfu0ker) | 44.75 | 98% | 2013-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |