The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15563. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 80.72 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 15564. | AbdulRaouf Mahmoud (oufa_jo... | 80.72 | 97% | 2026-02-16 |
| 15565. | michael (pi37) | 80.72 | 96% | 2013-11-03 |
| 15566. | Greg the Champion (the_spee... | 80.72 | 96% | 2024-01-19 |
| 15567. | Karukos (karukos) | 80.72 | 97% | 2026-01-16 |
| 15568. | Pushp (tourist277) | 80.72 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 15569. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 80.72 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 15570. | elad (eladser) | 80.72 | 96% | 2013-02-07 |
| 15571. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 80.72 | 97% | 2016-05-13 |
| 15572. | Joel (5starcrest) | 80.71 | 96.6% | 2024-12-26 |
| 15573. | vbgvbg113 (vbgvbg113) | 80.71 | 97.8% | 2024-03-17 |
| 15574. | David (sympathizee) | 80.71 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 15575. | Benny Brittlebog (benny_bri... | 80.70 | 99% | 2024-03-12 |
| 15576. | Walter (non_white) | 80.70 | 96% | 2011-09-19 |
| 15577. | Jeff (aznshabaz) | 80.70 | 96% | 2013-04-18 |
| 15578. | Faensoldemor (faensoldemor) | 80.70 | 96% | 2017-01-28 |
| 15579. | Errrnesto (errrnesto) | 80.69 | 96.3% | 2024-05-18 |
| 15580. | Ushio (chinesew0rker) | 80.69 | 96% | 2024-11-07 |
| 15581. | (hothatter) | 80.69 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 15582. | TK (filfirst) | 80.69 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15583. | Des (desl) | 80.69 | 97.7% | 2023-10-20 |
| 15584. | Patryk (wadison) | 80.69 | 97.2% | 2021-02-20 |
| 15585. | Markus (mkh90) | 80.69 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 15586. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 80.69 | 92% | 2015-05-11 |
| 15587. | Max (mcm20) | 80.68 | 97% | 2026-01-03 |
| 15588. | Ch4rm3r (_ch4rm3r_) | 80.68 | 97% | 2025-03-01 |
| 15589. | Teddy (teddytalks) | 80.68 | 99% | 2025-04-20 |
| 15590. | Kahtras (kahtras) | 80.68 | 97% | 2023-12-01 |
| 15591. | Matthew (matx23) | 80.68 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
| 15592. | . (walter_physics) | 80.68 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |