The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28686. | Jerome (jrocket28) | 57.42 | 90% | 2015-03-17 |
| 28687. | Wajdy (wajdyessam) | 57.42 | 92% | 2012-03-26 |
| 28688. | grayatrox (grayatrox) | 57.41 | 94% | 2011-11-12 |
| 28689. | Tim (techtasie) | 57.41 | 93% | 2021-05-16 |
| 28690. | Marcin (vaster_then_you) | 57.41 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 28691. | Mehul (mehulparmar459@gmail... | 57.41 | 92% | 2013-08-24 |
| 28692. | Nam (woaikadien) | 57.41 | 92% | 2013-12-10 |
| 28693. | shuv (shuv) | 57.41 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 28694. | Marc (hoipiepeloi) | 57.41 | 95% | 2012-09-19 |
| 28695. | Ajay (ajaygp) | 57.41 | 93% | 2015-08-03 |
| 28696. | Laurence (labrando) | 57.40 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 28697. | Alex (silverax3) | 57.40 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 28698. | ji (jinfreech) | 57.40 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 28699. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 57.39 | 91% | 2017-04-29 |
| 28700. | Van (vanjunior) | 57.39 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 28701. | paul (paul723649) | 57.39 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 28702. | Jack (gacomo543) | 57.38 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 28703. | Anatoli (errormaker) | 57.38 | 95.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 28704. | Corbett (legitamit) | 57.38 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 28705. | ajax (paton) | 57.38 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 28706. | Kevin (gtwatt) | 57.38 | 92% | 2016-12-02 |
| 28707. | Eric (vallok) | 57.38 | 86% | 2012-10-25 |
| 28708. | sebs (slausell) | 57.38 | 89% | 2013-09-23 |
| 28709. | tho (ngotruongtho) | 57.38 | 95% | 2012-04-21 |
| 28710. | Mishel (leshim88) | 57.37 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 28711. | jolie (jolie_pham) | 57.37 | 94% | 2012-02-10 |
| 28712. | Novaneel (night_mare_) | 57.36 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 28713. | Frederik (drlambogamer) | 57.36 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 28714. | Anton (antonryoung02) | 57.36 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 28715. | Jeffrey (valdezlee) | 57.36 | 96% | 2016-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |