As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15722. | Ken (piq9117) | 71.65 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
| 15723. | saba (sabatula) | 71.64 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 15724. | Logan (buswerks) | 71.64 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 15725. | flybot (flybot) | 71.64 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 15726. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 71.63 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 15727. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 71.63 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 15728. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 71.63 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 15729. | Rishat (bojack) | 71.63 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
| 15730. | aracertho (aracertho) | 71.62 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 15731. | Steven (swg12) | 71.62 | 90% | 2016-09-16 |
| 15732. | Gai (rosewolf95) | 71.62 | 97% | 2016-04-16 |
| 15733. | Reaper (souldragon22) | 71.61 | 95% | 2022-07-19 |
| 15734. | Abdelrazeq (yohan_202000495) | 71.61 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 15735. | Cool (cooljet123) | 71.61 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15736. | Ho (xderpyism) | 71.61 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 15737. | parth (parthb) | 71.61 | 92% | 2016-04-14 |
| 15738. | circle_in_the_boxybox (circ... | 71.60 | 98.1% | 2024-10-17 |
| 15739. | phil (horkk) | 71.60 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 15740. | Nancy (error_200) | 71.60 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 15741. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 71.59 | 96.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 15742. | Nicole (cuckoo4coco) | 71.59 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 15743. | Jacob (jc0802) | 71.58 | 95% | 2023-08-19 |
| 15744. | Gol D (gold_roger) | 71.58 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 15745. | myrez (myrez) | 71.58 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 15746. | Dylan (dangerdolan_) | 71.58 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 15747. | Brian (ace213) | 71.58 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
| 15748. | Hill (hilltopgun) | 71.58 | 96% | 2017-01-11 |
| 15749. | jin (dragon51221) | 71.57 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 15750. | Skill_Issue (funghk1005) | 71.57 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 15751. | Júlio (jcdm072) | 71.57 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |