See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8349. | Erythrocyte (erythrocyte) | 87.40 | 98.1% | 2024-09-23 |
| 8350. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 87.40 | 97.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 8351. | Cres (crespear) | 87.40 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8352. | They don't know me son (war... | 87.40 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 8353. | G1ac4 (giaca) | 87.39 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 8354. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 87.39 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8355. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 87.39 | 98% | 2025-11-22 |
| 8356. | tsapi (tsapi) | 87.39 | 100% | 2020-04-27 |
| 8357. | Hank (hank_s) | 87.38 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 8358. | BlindHour (blindhour12) | 87.37 | 97.3% | 2023-11-04 |
| 8359. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 87.37 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8360. | Dima (river3125) | 87.37 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8361. | Michael (mdogboy) | 87.36 | 99% | 2022-05-15 |
| 8362. | quack (virtualknight) | 87.36 | 98.1% | 2023-11-15 |
| 8363. | Bob (fusehira) | 87.36 | 98% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8364. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 8365. | Hidoran (hidoran) | 87.35 | 97% | 2026-04-24 |
| 8366. | Nate (____galaxy____) | 87.35 | 97% | 2025-12-13 |
| 8367. | Solas (solass) | 87.35 | 97% | 2025-02-24 |
| 8368. | Burakki (burakki) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 8369. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 87.35 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8370. | regil (regilcada) | 87.35 | 99% | 2023-09-11 |
| 8371. | ErmaKeef (ermakeef) | 87.35 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8372. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 87.34 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 8373. | Jonas (jonas19) | 87.34 | 96.4% | 2023-11-30 |
| 8374. | Chris (promotheus2) | 87.34 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 8375. | Daniel (danielkry) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8376. | Kai (ckai) | 87.33 | 96.7% | 2023-07-12 |
| 8377. | bunnycondaol (bunnycondaol) | 87.32 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8378. | J (nothisisjeff) | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |