So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30629. | Gabriel (synthetic00) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 30630. | (mailo95) | 50.79 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
| 30631. | (sheperd69) | 50.78 | 92% | 2022-01-16 |
| 30632. | (unknownvirus) | 50.78 | 94% | 2016-08-12 |
| 30633. | Michael (bbtiger) | 50.78 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 30634. | (mak60) | 50.78 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 30635. | (brokelynprincess) | 50.78 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 30636. | (gzlwan22) | 50.78 | 94% | 2012-11-07 |
| 30637. | (mg500) | 50.78 | 92% | 2016-11-24 |
| 30638. | SW (steelseries2001) | 50.78 | 95% | 2016-10-22 |
| 30639. | (r2d2) | 50.78 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 30640. | (albara_k) | 50.77 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 30641. | (srmudkip) | 50.77 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 30642. | (licet) | 50.77 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 30643. | (skanafin) | 50.77 | 89% | 2017-05-18 |
| 30644. | (athlantic) | 50.77 | 93% | 2015-08-19 |
| 30645. | (abraiz) | 50.76 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 30646. | Glude (glude) | 50.76 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 30647. | (averagetyper11) | 50.76 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 30648. | Omar (samura1) | 50.76 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
| 30649. | (ieatyourrice) | 50.76 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 30650. | (noobycolemak) | 50.76 | 95% | 2012-12-09 |
| 30651. | (efellion) | 50.76 | 93% | 2014-04-24 |
| 30652. | (erleyaney) | 50.76 | 95% | 2014-07-05 |
| 30653. | (tmasmaliyev) | 50.75 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 30654. | (iforgorr) | 50.75 | 93.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 30655. | (onej23) | 50.75 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 30656. | (fishmona) | 50.75 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 30657. | (swishamane1) | 50.75 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 30658. | sauravtheevil (sauravtheevil) | 50.75 | 96% | 2014-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |