See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11275. | fifi (libffi) | 77.35 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 11276. | Tedward (tedward765) | 77.35 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 11277. | रुपेश सैन... | 77.35 | 95.9% | 2023-09-17 |
| 11278. | jonas (idoseggs) | 77.35 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 11279. | Arin (arinkothari) | 77.35 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 11280. | s0y (s0yb0y) | 77.35 | 97% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11281. | I let you win, trash. (sata... | 77.34 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 11282. | Onni (alchem) | 77.34 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 11283. | Aleks (aleks8) | 77.34 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11284. | Kurt (kurtxjanjii) | 77.33 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 11285. | md (duom_1432) | 77.32 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11286. | Rou (rouu) | 77.32 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 11287. | tstats[anku__] (anku__) | 77.32 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 11288. | Jake (jakeraz0317) | 77.31 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11289. | Aleksandar (avange) | 77.31 | 94.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11290. | Mahedi (12362) | 77.31 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11291. | D A R K Z (reaching130wpm) | 77.30 | 97.4% | 2024-02-01 |
| 11292. | Erin (erinchipppppppp) | 77.30 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 11293. | Fingers (fingersmahoney) | 77.30 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 11294. | Lakshy Raj (laksh9ya) | 77.29 | 96.9% | 2025-04-16 |
| 11295. | Edu (edlofe) | 77.29 | 99% | 2023-07-27 |
| 11296. | Pan (luckercorgi240) | 77.28 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 11297. | JurrDaen (jurrdaen) | 77.28 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 11298. | Keno (kmoreland1) | 77.28 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 11299. | slow (not_realistic) | 77.26 | 98.9% | 2023-08-18 |
| 11300. | Pongal (decoder96) | 77.26 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11301. | Conor (conormac02) | 77.26 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11302. | Big (chungus6969) | 77.26 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 11303. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 77.26 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 11304. | Shaun (fudgeman95) | 77.25 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |