I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2649. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 111.34 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 2650. | Zachary (hejukaza) | 111.33 | 98.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2651. | Dishwasher (vishwas123) | 111.33 | 98.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 2652. | wally (alphawalrus) | 111.33 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
| 2653. | Luray (mrblueray) | 111.31 | 98.1% | 2023-12-16 |
| 2654. | God (namasaya__) | 111.31 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 2655. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 111.29 | 97.4% | 2024-01-26 |
| 2656. | soupor (soupormario) | 111.29 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 2657. | ! (quickk123) | 111.29 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 2658. | Jobo (josephgyu) | 111.28 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 2659. | Dana (cloud5) | 111.28 | 98% | 2015-12-10 |
| 2660. | caskain (caskain) | 111.27 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2661. | henry 🎩 (henzolo) | 111.27 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 2662. | Realest mang in town (gambah) | 111.27 | 96% | 2015-08-27 |
| 2663. | Dan (dkwall) | 111.26 | 96% | 2015-07-25 |
| 2664. | BEN (hermanatorpc) | 111.26 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2665. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 111.25 | 98.7% | 2023-11-13 |
| 2666. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 111.24 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 2667. | carve (carve) | 111.23 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 2668. | ` (mathem4ticals) | 111.23 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 2669. | Nick (professorvikingjesus) | 111.22 | 98.7% | 2024-04-24 |
| 2670. | TulBott (alb3rth3nry) | 111.22 | 98.7% | 2023-12-05 |
| 2671. | Marcus (marcusmandarin) | 111.21 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 2672. | Brady (brady331) | 111.21 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 2673. | Daniel (daniel_h212) | 111.21 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 2674. | skippie (itsskippie) | 111.20 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 2675. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 111.19 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 2676. | Marnexeultra (marnexe) | 111.18 | 98.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 2677. | Philip (greencheetaz) | 111.17 | 96% | 2017-05-12 |
| 2678. | rumbata (rumbata2) | 111.17 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |