The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14195. | a (shibss) | 81.51 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 14196. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 81.51 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14197. | gieo (jannuz) | 81.51 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 14198. | Christopher (sockersot) | 81.51 | 94% | 2013-02-21 |
| 14199. | (supermonkeydx) | 81.51 | 95% | 2014-08-28 |
| 14200. | Raifu (imeraifu) | 81.51 | 93% | 2016-04-17 |
| 14201. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 81.50 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 14202. | Greg (gregeryb) | 81.50 | 99% | 2017-07-23 |
| 14203. | Folk (folkn) | 81.50 | 90% | 2011-09-15 |
| 14204. | Patrick (tuaman) | 81.50 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 14205. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 81.50 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 14206. | uc irvine advertisement (ozl6) | 81.50 | 91% | 2012-10-03 |
| 14207. | Moyosore (mokarios) | 81.50 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 14208. | Harley (venomeater) | 81.50 | 87% | 2016-02-09 |
| 14209. | Hai (macvan1207) | 81.50 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 14210. | T.Rose (lilaznpnaii) | 81.50 | 93% | 2012-07-08 |
| 14211. | jack (jackowagstaffe) | 81.49 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 14212. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 81.49 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14213. | Bloodshed (erik_bloodshed) | 81.49 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14214. | Elliot (uclacivil) | 81.49 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 14215. | burnotce23 (burnotice23) | 81.49 | 97% | 2012-01-23 |
| 14216. | aoeu (proportional) | 81.48 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14217. | RaN (ran2003) | 81.48 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 14218. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 81.48 | 92% | 2013-07-04 |
| 14219. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 81.48 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 14220. | Personpacman (personpacman) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14221. | Kyle (chimp9240) | 81.47 | 98% | 2013-12-03 |
| 14222. | Ching (unstoppableonez) | 81.47 | 95% | 2011-08-20 |
| 14223. | Reinaldo (reinaldotje) | 81.47 | 93% | 2016-12-09 |
| 14224. | Philip (neodestro734) | 81.47 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |