As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18524. | Nicolas (xkandra) | 64.33 | 95.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 18525. | Evan (vladimir_gluten37) | 64.33 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18526. | Shahr (aburayyan) | 64.33 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 18527. | Alex (avw1793) | 64.32 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18528. | Barry (barry21) | 64.32 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 18529. | BASIL (basilps123) | 64.32 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 18530. | Hbhng (hbhng) | 64.31 | 94% | 2022-10-11 |
| 18531. | Kellen (kellenmhose) | 64.31 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 18532. | vato (vaatto) | 64.31 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 18533. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 64.31 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 18534. | Nate (chunkyyogurt) | 64.30 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 18535. | Aries (arstheone) | 64.30 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18536. | Drifty (driftyx5) | 64.30 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 18537. | Antonio (luffy12) | 64.30 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18538. | 𝙣_𝙞_𝙩_𝙧_𝙤 (r... | 64.30 | 95.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 18539. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 64.30 | 97% | 2016-04-27 |
| 18540. | 10f practice - 120avg.o.100... | 64.29 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 18541. | Excuse You (heroesboss) | 64.29 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 18542. | Halley (picassobaby) | 64.29 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 18543. | Tom (krarc) | 64.29 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 18544. | Sreeram (ssreeramj) | 64.29 | 95.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 18545. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 64.29 | 91% | 2015-07-24 |
| 18546. | Finn (finn7736) | 64.29 | 97% | 2016-05-06 |
| 18547. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 64.28 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18548. | Filip (eclipsum) | 64.28 | 92% | 2017-01-23 |
| 18549. | Tejas (tejas_235) | 64.28 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 18550. | TJ (_tj09) | 64.28 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 18551. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 64.28 | 94% | 2020-07-10 |
| 18552. | ZT (gilborne) | 64.28 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 18553. | Noah (onsides) | 64.27 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |