What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2533. | (xyeet) | 106.51 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 2534. | (rapid) | 106.51 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 2535. | (pcchild) | 106.51 | 95% | 2014-02-02 |
| 2536. | (thebluecrab) | 106.50 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2537. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 106.49 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| 2538. | (digid) | 106.49 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 2539. | (adast1337) | 106.48 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 2540. | (imbrantbcw) | 106.48 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2541. | Janice (jan218) | 106.48 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 2542. | (davekap) | 106.47 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 2543. | (spenciepoo) | 106.47 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 2544. | (mxlxdx) | 106.47 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 2545. | (lwycsrc) | 106.46 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 2546. | (daspartic) | 106.45 | 93% | 2015-06-22 |
| 2547. | (uzyn) | 106.44 | 97% | 2014-03-07 |
| 2548. | Emil (emle10) | 106.43 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2549. | Alex (squaredrooted) | 106.42 | 91% | 2012-01-24 |
| 2550. | erig (erig) | 106.42 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 2551. | (varial) | 106.42 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 2552. | (georgedodia) | 106.41 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2553. | (v3rn0n) | 106.41 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 2554. | (sblankg) | 106.41 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 2555. | (fuzzybaffy) | 106.41 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 2556. | (jawlz) | 106.41 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
| 2557. | (intheoryno) | 106.40 | 91% | 2014-09-30 |
| 2558. | (ho0n) | 106.39 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 2559. | (videogamewarrior) | 106.38 | 94% | 2016-03-27 |
| 2560. | (redwing3_4) | 106.38 | 93% | 2015-01-20 |
| 2561. | (brandong) | 106.38 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 2562. | (archflo) | 106.38 | 95% | 2011-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |